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Sep 21

Funemployment Wish List: Deep Clean Edition

I rarely have time to deep clean my house, because I’m too busy. If I had all the time in the world, this is what I’d do for a week.

  1. apply wd-40 to door and cabinet hinges
  2. arrange, organize
  3. clean counter tops
  4. clean doors, doorknobs
  5. clean exterior cabinets
  6. clean exterior refrigerator
  7. clean floor behind refrigerator, stove
  8. clean glass and mirrors
  9. clean interior closets
  10. clean interior cupboards, cabinets
  11. clean interior oven
  12. clean light fixtures, chandeliers
  13. clean light switches
  14. clean sinks, fixtures, drains
  15. clean small appliances (popcorn maker, hand mixer, food processor)
  16. clean stove burners, stove surface
  17. clean stove interior (underneath burners)
  18. clean tub, toilet
  19. clean windows, sills, ledges
  20. donate or dispose of unused items
  21. dust and shine plants
  22. dust artwork, decor, and books
  23. dust furniture surfaces
  24. empty trash, recycling
  25. oil cabinets and woodwork with lemon oil
  26. replace linens
  27. vacuum closet flooring
  28. vacuum fabric furniture
  29. vacuum fireplace
  30. vacuum living room floor
  31. wash baseboards, trim, and window sills
  32. wash blinds
  33. wash interior refrigerator/freezer
  34. wash kitchen and bathroom floors
  35. wash trash cans
  36. wash walls

Will it win me new friends or spark useful insights? Probably not. But, at the end of that week, I would collapse in an exhausted, satisfied heap.

  1. naylon posted this